List of fictional musical works
This is a list of fictional musical works that are referenced or referred to by title, or sometimes by excerpt, in works of fiction or media. They are similar to fictional books in that they can be used to add to the plot of a fictional work or to add humour.
Fictional songs and singles
By Frozen Gold
- "2000 AM"
- "Across From The Moon And Down"
- "After-burn"
- "And So The Spell Is Ended"
- "Another Rainy Day"
- "Answer and Question"
- "Apocalypso"
- "Balance"
- "Blind Again"
- "Cry About You"
- "European"
- "Frozen Gold"
- "The Good Soldier"
- "Love in Transit"
- "No Lesson For Us"
- "Oh Cimmaron"
- "Old Budapest"
- "Route 666", originally titled "25/68"
- "Single Track"
- "Slider"
- "The Way It goes"
- "Whisper"
- "You'd Never Believe"
By Daniel Weir
By Chip Skylark (a caricature of his voice actor, Chris Kirkpatrick from *NSYNC)
- "Find Your Voice (Chip off the Old Chip)"
- "Icky Vicky (Boys in the Band)"
- "My Shiny Teeth and Me (Shiny Teeth)"
By Misc. Characters
By Lurleen Lumpkin in "Colonel Homer" and "Papa Don't Leech"
- "Bagged Me a Homer"
- "Bunk With Me Tonight"
- "Daddy's Back (And I'm Feelin' Like A Daughter Again)"
- "Stand by Your Manager"
- "You're Wife Don't Understand You, But I Do"
- "Charmed Life" by Neal Fox
- "Molly Smiles" by Tommy Gunn
- "Night of Love" by Neal Fox
- "Sheets of Egyptian Cotton" by Neal Fox
- "Spinning Around the Sun" by Neal Fox
By the Band With Rocks In, from Soul Music
- "Good Gracious, Miss Polly"
- "Pathway To Paradise"
- "Sioni Bod Da"
- "Sto Helit Lace"
- "There's A Great Deal Of Shaking Happening"
By The Rutles
- My Ronnie
- Twist and Rut
- Tragical History Tour
- The Fool On the Pill
- Lying
- Blue Gay Way
- Your Mother Should Go
- I Am the Waitress
- W.C. Fields Forever
- Denny Lane
- Abie You're a Rich Man
- All You Need Is Lunch
Miscellaneous
- "Ajudicator's Truth" by Hiths With Attitude, The Also People (Doctor Who)
- "America's Most Addicted by Gangsta Shop Quartet, from MADtv
- "Aren't Asians Great, by Gwen Stefani from MADtv
- "Baby I Want You To Be My Baby", from Late Night with Conan O’Brien
- "Back to Nam Sam" by Gangsta Shop Quartet, from MADtv
- "Beautiful" by James Blunt, from MADtv
- "Beyoncé" by Destiny's Child, from MADtv
- "Big Booty Ho" by Gangsta Shop Quartet, from MADtv
- "Big Chief Sitting Pretty" by Darlene McBride, from MADtv
- "Big Red Neck" by Darlene McBride, from MADtv
- "Bing Bing Bing", mentioned in Watch Your Mouth by Daniel Handler.
- "Bitchy Slap Party", by Gangsta Shop Quartet, from MADtv
- "Black Chick's Tongue", from Drawn Together
- "The Black Tirade", by My Chemical Romance from MADtv
- "Bleedin' Hearts", by Darlene McBride, from MADtv
- "Board Of Education", from Drawn Together
- "Bomb Bomb Bomb" by P Diddy & Kim Jong-il, from MADtv
- "Burning Deep Inside", by Smokey Floyd from Raising Hope
- "Chavez" by Ricky Martin, from MADtv
- "Chestnuts Roasting as I Open Fire" by Fifty Cent, from MADtv
- "Choca Y Muere" from Drawn Together
- "Clinton's Pants" by Darlene McBride, from MADtv
- "Consensual by Kobe Bryant, from MADtv
- "Cool Mossy Grass" by Frieda O'Keefe, from MADtv
- "Country Slammer" by George " Dubya " Bush Featuring Li'l Dick Cheney, from MADtv
- "C.R.A.P" by 50 Cent, from MADtv
- "Crashy Smashy Die Die Die", from Drawn Together
- "Dances With White Woman" by Darlene McBride, from MADtv
- "Deck The Hoes' by Ja Rule, from MADtv
- "The Devil's Takin' Over" Darlene McBride, from MADtv
- "The Dukes Are Not Worth Watching" by Jessica Simpson Not featuring Nick Lachey from MADtv
- "Fee Tines a Mady" by Buh-Weet from Saturday Night Live
- "Floss" (Unproduced) by Mr. Blaine, from The Suite Life of Zack and Cody
- "Food Stamp Shuffle" by Darlene McBride, from MADtv
- "Foggy Marriage Breakdown" Darlene McBride, from MADtv
- "Frosty my Dopeman" from MADtv
- "**** the Halls" from MADtv
- "*****ing Lucky" by Hillary Clinton, from MADtv
- "Gangsta Lover" by Eve featuring Alicia Keys, from MADtv
- "Geroni-Homo" by Darlene McBride, from MADtv
- "Get Paid" by Snoop Dogg, from MADtv
- "Giant Lizards From Another Star" by Winter and Calder, from Newton's Wake by Ken Macleod
- "Give Up That Car" from MADtv by Gangsta Shop Quartet
- "God Is Watching Everything You Do", from Drawn Together
- "God Is Watching You" On Martin Luther King Day" by Darlene McBride, from MADtv
- "God Knows All About It" by Johnny Chess, The Also People (Doctor Who)
- "Gore's Nuts Roasting On an Open Fire" On Martin Luther King Day" by Darlene McBride, from MADtv
- "Gonna Buy Me A Rainbow" by Meg & The Griffins, from Family Guy
- "Gotta Find Food" by Jeff Probst and Barry Gibb from MADtv
- "Grandma's Frozen on the Porch Swing" from Married with Children
- "Greatest". by R. Kelly, from MADtv
- "Great Old Ones" by Winter and Calder, from Newton's Wake by Ken Macleod
- "Gun Rack Serenad" by Darlene McBride, from MADtv
- "Hanoi Jane" On Martin Luther King Day" by Darlene McBride, from MADtv
- "He May Be Trailer Trash To You But He's A Trailer Treasure To Me" by Darlene McBride, from MADtv
- "Head Full of Lead" by Gangsta Shop Quartet from, MADtv
- "Hey Beastie Boys, Go Back to Israel" by Darlene McBride, from MADtv
- "Hey Mad" from Orlando Jones, from MADtv
- "Hey Senorita" by Darlene McBride, from MADtv
- "Hey Stupid. Did You Know You Were Adopted?" by Darlene McBride, from MADtv
- "Hey There, Miss Baby Killer" by Darlene McBride, from MADtv
- "Hiding in my Closet" by Dubya featuring Barbara B
- "Hillary The Red-Horned Clinton" by Darlene McBride, from MADtv
- "Hot up Here" by Father Kelly, from MADtv
- "How! How! How Do I Get A Job!" by Darlene McBride, from MADtv
- "Hush. Little Crack Baby" by Darlene McBride, from MADtv
- "I Didn't Know The Gun Was Loaded When I Accidentally Shot Your Whore" by Darlene McBride, from MADtv
- "I Left My Fruity Son In San Francisco" by Darlene McBride, from MADtv
- "I'm Not a Child" by Britney Spears, from MADtv
- "In-A-Godda-We-Trusta" by Darlene McBride, from MADtv
- "Janet Reno" by Darlene McBride, from MADtv
- "Jesus Was Never A Jew" by Darlene McBride, from MADtv
- "Jingle Jangle" by Booknoodle, from MADtv
- "Jingle Those Balls" by Lil' Kim, from MADtv
- "John" by NSYNC, from MADtv
- "Jungle Balls" by Inside Looking Out, from MADtv
- "Killer Tofu" by The Beets from Doug
- "Kiss My Big Black Ass" by Little Hassan Taylor, from MADtv
- "Kiss My Big Black Ass Part II" by Little Hassan Taylor, from MADtv
- "KKK-That's My Favorite Letter" by Darlene McBride, from MADtv
- "I Don't Brake for Hippies" by Darlene McBride, from MADtv
- "I Know Where Daddy Keeps His Gun" by Darlene McBride, from MADtv
- "I'm Dreaming of a White Mistress" by Ol' Dirty Bastard, from MADtv
- "I'm More Wizer" by Nicole Parker, from MADtv
- "I'm Thankful" by Darlene McBride from MADtv
- "I'll Be Workin' On Martin Luther King Day" by Darlene McBride, from MADtv
- "I Like My Men Straight" by Darlene McBride, from MADtv
- "I Love the Ho Ho Hos" by J-Jizzy from The Perfect Holiday
- "I Love To Live In Your Love"
- "I Love to Love a Love" from The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson
- "I Need Candy" by MC Pee Pants from Aqua Teen Hunger Force
- "I Need More Allowance" by The Beets from Doug
- "It's a Vancome Life" by Vancome Lady Featuring Mase from MADtv
- "I Saw Mommy Capping Santa Claus" by J-Jizzy from The Perfect Holiday
- "I Sneezed On My Face" by The Beets from Doug
- "I Want Candy" by MC Pee Pants from Aqua Teen Hunger Force
- "Is That Rudolph's Nose or Daddy's" from Married with Children
- "I've Got Something In My Front Pocket" from South Park
- "Kill The White People" by Tyrone Green from Saturday Night Live
- "La La La La Labia", from Drawn Together
- "The Land That I Love" by Michael McLoud & Jasmine Wayne-Wayne from MADtv
- "The Lady I Know" by Derek Stevens, from Saturday Night Live.
- "Lengua Morena", from Drawn Together
- "Let Me Hold You" (Little Man) by Dewey Cox from Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story
- "Let's Go To The Mall" by Robin Scherbatsky (Using the stage name of Robin Sparkles), from How I Met Your Mother
- "Let's Put the Lights on the Trailer" from Married with Children
- "Lick My Baby Back Behind" by Britney Spears, from MADtv
- "Lick My Love Pump" by Spinal Tap
- "Like I Am You" by Justin Timberlake, from MADtv
- "Ling-ling Battle Song", from Drawn Together
- "Ling-ling Lament" from Drawn Together
- "The Lord Loves the NRA" by Darlene McBride, from MADtv
- "Love Muffin" by Mariah Carey from MADtv
- "Mambo #6" by Bill Clinton, from MADtv
- "Mary Didn't Have a Lamb" by Darlene McBride, from MADtv
- "Me Against Madonna" by Britney Spears featuring Madonna, from MADtv
- "Mr. Dot-Head" by Darlene McBride, from MADtv
- "My Predicament" by Britney Spears, from MADtv
- "My Slump" by The Black Eyed Peas featuring George W. Bush, from MADtv
- "The Narcissist" by Coldplay, from MADtv
- "Neverland Ranch" by Michael Jackson featuring Chingy, from MADtv
- "Never Let Me Go" by Judy Bridgewater, from the book of the same name by Kazuo Ishiguro
- "Never Stop The Dance" by Nsync from MADtv
- "Noble Indian Chief" by Peter Griffin & Lois Griffin, from Family Guy
- "Open The Door Honky" by Little Hassan Taylor, from MADtv
- "Not Insane" by Whitney Houston/Mariah Carey, from MADtv
- "Nothin' Would Be Sweeter" by Darlene McBride, from MADtv
- "Nothing Would Be Finer" by Darlene McBride, from MADtv
- "Obama" by Hillary Clinton featuring Barack Obama, from MADtv
- "The One That I Love"
- "Outloved" by Jeff Probst and Céline Dion from MADtv
- "Pee-Pee On Your Tepee" by Darlene McBride, from MADtv
- "Peyote Coyote" by Darlene McBride, from MADtv
- "Posin" by Limp Bizkit, from MADtv
- "Preaching to the Converted" by Johnny Chess, The Also People (Doctor Who)
- "Prostitution" by Jewl, from MADtv
- "Pucker up and Suck It", from MADtv
- "Put Your Clothes On Fatty" by Jeff Probst, from MADtv
- "The Real Brown Lady" by Darlene McBride, from MADtv
- "Reptile Beach" by Third Eye, The Also People (Doctor Who)
- "Rice Fatty Patty" by Gangsta Shop Quartet, from MADtv
- "Sad Fifty' by Fifty Cent, from MADtv
- "Sandcastles in the Sand" by Robin Scherbatsky (Using the stage name of Robin Sparkles), from How I Met Your Mother
- "Santa You Old Pedophile" by Darlene McBride, from MADtv
- "Save the Orphans" by Archie Baldwin, from Two and a Half Men
- "The Say No To Drugs Shuffle" by the Chicago Bears Shufflin' Crew, from Saturday Night Live
- "Seen The Glory" by Comes The Trickster, The Also People (Doctor Who)
- "Slim (Featuring Dido)" by Darlene McBride, from MADtv
- "Someday This Old Board Will Hum My Shorts", from Talkshow with Spike Feresten
- "Song To My Daughters" by Darlene McBride, from MADtv
- "The Stay In School Shuffle" by Jim McMahon, from Saturday Night Live
- "Syphilis Girl" by Nelly Furtado & Timbaland, from MADtv
- "Stinky Britches" by Alanis Morissette from South Park
- "Tears of Rust" by Cyberblind, The Also People (Doctor Who)
- "The Only China I Like is White" by Darlene McBride, from MADtv
- "The Things We White Folks Love" by Darlene McBride, from MADtv
- "Think Big (One Little Voice) (Banging on a Trashcan) from Doug
- "This Is The Land That I Love" by Michael McLoud & Jasmine Wayne-Wayne from MADtv
- "This We Promise You" by NSync, from MADtv
- "They're Poor for a Reason" by Darlene McBride, from MADtv
- "Translation" by Shakira, from MADtv
- "Travelling Man Blues" by Kadiatu Lethbridge-Stewart, The Also People (Doctor Who)
. "Twinkle Twinkle Patrick Star" Patrick Star Spongebob Squarepants
- "Two Beavers Are Better Than One" by Robin Scherbatsky (Using the stage name of Robin Sparkles), & Jessica Glitter - How I Met Your Mother
- "Up In Ya" by Gangsta Shop Quartet from MADtv
- "Virginal" by Christina Aguilera from MADtv
- "Walk Hard" by Dewey Cox from Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story
- "Wash Me" by Alanis Morissette from MADtv
- "We're The Atomic Blasters" by Winter and Calder, from Newton's Wake by Ken Macleod
- "Whatever Dont Matter" by Shakira from MADtv
- "What My Mama Told Me" by Jesse Parker, The Also People (Doctor Who)
- "What's So Bad About the Back of the Bus?" by Darlene McBride, from MADtv
- "Without You", a song mentioned in the short story, Without You, by Del James from his book The Language of Fear
- "Where's My Sock?" by The Beets from Doug
- "White Power Christmas" by Darlene McBride, from MADtv
- "Winter and Calder" by Winter and Calder, from Newton's Wake by Ken Macleod
- "World World World" by Col-P With Dubya-B
- "Wookin' Pa Nub" by Buh-Weet from Saturday Night Live
- "The Wrong Song" Sisqo, from MADtv
- "Y2K" by Darlene McBride, from MADtv
- "You All Everybody" by DriveSHAFT from the TV series Lost
- "You Are The Love of My Life" by Michael McLoud & Jasmine Wayne-Wayne from MADtv
- "You Are the One that I Love" by Michael McLoud & Jasmine Wayne-Wayne from MADtv
- "You Gotta Shout Your Lungs Out" by The Beets from Doug
- "You Got To Love Your Negro Man" by Bobby Shad from Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story
- "You Say Kabbalah, I Say Crapola" by Darlene McBride, from MADtv
- "You Sound Like Me" by The Calling, Creed, Pearl Jam, Ray Charles, from MADtv
Fictional albums
By Frozen Gold
- All Wine Tastes Sour
- And So The Spell Is Ended
- Ended
- Frozen Gold and Liquid Ice
- Gauche
- Let It Be
- MIRV
- Nifedge
- Night Shines Darkly
- Nuggets
By Daniel Weir
- Please Rut Me
- Meet The Rutles
- A Hard Day's Rut
- Rutles for Sale
- The Triangular album
- Ouch!
- Rutter Soul
- Rutler
- Sgt. Rutter's Only Darts Club Band
- Tragical History Tour
- The Rutles (The Shite Album)
- Yellow Submarine Sandwich
- Shabby Road
- Let It Rot
- Spinal Tap Sings (Listen to the) Flower People and Other Favorites
- We Are All Flower People
- Silent But Deadly
- Brainhammer
- Nerve Damage
- Blood to Let
- Intravenus de Milo
- The Sun Never Sweats
- Jap Habit
- Bent for the Rent
- Tap Dancing
- Rock 'N Roll Creation
- Shark Sandwich
- Smell The Glove
- Heavy Metal Memories
Miscellaneous
- A Season in Hell from Eddie and the Cruisers
- Acoustic Summer by Johnny Bowtaker, from MADtv
- Alvin and the Chipmunks from Alvin and the Chipmunks
- All The Way From Heaven by Comes The Trickster, The Also People (Doctor Who)
- The Barry White album by Darlene McBride, from MADtv
- Beyonce-Licious by Destiny's Child, from MADtv
- Buh-Weet Sings by Buh-Weet from Saturday Night Live
- Chocolate Wannabe and the Hot Dog Flavored Hot Dog by Limp Bizkit from MADtv
- Crazyboobyrainbow by Mariah Carey from MADtv
- Darlene & Kids" by Darlene McBride from MADtv
- Darlene McBride's Greatest Hits by Darlene McBride from MADtv
- Da Blonde Bitch Iz Back by Vancome Lady from MADtv
- Darlene Mcbride Thanksgiving by Darlene McBride from MADtv
- Do They Know It's Hal-Al-Tel-Adjish? by Bob Mugeldorf, from The Spitting Image Book (Faber & Faber, 1985)
- Franklin Comes Alive from Arrested Development
- Get a Refund or Die Tryin' by 50 Cent from MADtv
- Ho No Mo' by Christina Aguilera from MADtv
- Horrible by Kevin Federline from MADtv
- Jeff Probst Sings The Songs Inspired By Survivor" by Jeff Probst from MADtv
- Let It Beet by The Beets from Doug
- Lick My Nuts from MADtv
- Magna Carta by Geronimo Jackson from Lost (TV series)
- Machina Ex Machina by Cyberblind The Also People (Doctor Who)
- Major League A**hole from MADtv
- Marshall McBride LP by Darlene McBride, from MADtv
- My Secret Place by Britney Spears from MADtv
- No Balls Attached (a parody of the actual album No Strings Attached) by NSYNC from MADtv
- No Future Sex by Kevin Eubanks in The Tonight Show with Jay Leno
- Outa My Way, Monkey Boy by Third Eye, The Also People (Doctor Who)
- Oops!... Bill Did It Again by Hillary Clinton in MADtv
- Powell To The People by Col-P from MADtv
- Rain from the Heart by Yusuke Amade in Sailor Moon
- Rebels and Returners by Winter and Calder, from Newton's Wake by Ken Macleod
- Ricky Martin Does Not Sell Out His Latin Heritage by Ricky Martin in MADtv
- Ridin' the Worm by NSYNC, from MADtv
- Ride The White House by Bill Clinton, from MADtv
- R. Kelly In A Minor by R. Kelly, from MADtv
- Rode From Nashville by Jesse Palmer, The Also People (Doctor Who)
- Shag Happy by Madonna, from The Spitting Image Book (Faber & Faber, 1985)
- Shoot The Bitch from MADtv
- Spycatcher: The Concept Album by Marillion, from Spitting Image
- Songs After Dark by a fictional singer called Judy Bridgewater, from the novel Never Let Me Go by Kazuo Ishiguro
- Songs For Lovers by Darlene McBride, from MADtv
- Subtitles Required by Shakira from MADtv
- Terrorformed by Hiths With Attitude The Also People (Doctor Who)
- The 11 Days of Christmas by Jessica Simpson, in The Tonight Show with Jay Leno
- The Voice by the fictional Russian opera singer Helena Romanski, in Syberia
- Things To Do On A Wet Thursday Night by Johnny Chess, The Also People (Doctor Who)
- Rockhunter fanzine (online from 2003–07) features numerous fictional bands and compilation LPs "[1]
- Under The Wazz by Michael Jackson from MADtv
- Unleash the Drag-Queen by Sisqo from MADtv
- Whatever Don't Matter by Shakira from MADtv
- Whitney Houston Screws Up The Classics by Whitney Houston from 'MADtv
Fictional musical compilations
Fictional operas
- Amable Tatsu - (Amiable Tatsu)
- L'avvelenatrice di Glasgovia - (The Poisoner of Glasgow), featuring the aria "Una tazza di cacao" A cup of cocoa).
- Die Chinesische Brille - (The Chinese Spectacles), featuring the character Tsi-Nan-Fu.
- The Dubious Errand - featuring the character Mae. Possibly a parody of the Puccini opera, "La fanciulla del West"
- Elagabalo - (Heliogabalus)- featuring a triple wedding scene. Based on the life of the Emperor Heliogabalus.
- Il Fiore sotto il Piede - (The Flower Underfoot) - featuring the aria "Vive con una mira".
- Gli Occhielli - (The Buttonholes)
- Gomiti di Rammarico - (Elbows of regret)
- Julietta di Lavenza
- Lizzia Bordena - obviously about Lizzie Borden.
- Nera Agnese di Dunbar - , featuring the aria "Ah, paese dei bovini hisipidi" (Oh, land of hospitable cattle). Possibly a parody of the Donizetti opera, Lucia di Lammermoor.
- La Reine des Iguanes - (Queen of the Iguanas) .
- Teodora - based either on the life of the martyr Theodora or the Byzantine Empress.
- La Vengeance Posthume - (The Posthumous Revenge), featuring the aria "Vide le cerceuil, vide mon coeur"(Empty the casket, empty my heart).
- Alderman Foodbotham di Bradford, opera by Giuseppe Fittopaldi and conducted by Sir Jim Gastropodi.
- Bramwell, opera by Giuseppe Fittopaldi and conducted by Sir Jim Gastropodi.
- La Fanciulla del Riding Occidentale, opera by Giuseppe Fittopaldi and conducted by Sir Jim Gastropodi.
- Le Sorrele Brontë, opera by Giuseppe Fittopaldi and conducted by Sir Jim Gastropodi.
- Don Juan Triumphant by the Phantom, based on the Don Juan legend. It resembles Mozart's Don Giovanni in format but is more romantic in musical style.
- Hannibal by Chalumeau, featuring the aria "Think of Me", sung by Elissa. It is a grand opera after the bel canto style resembling Verdi.
- Il Muto by Albrizzo, featuring a ballet entitled the "Dance of the Country Nymphs". Resembling Mozart or Rossini.
- The Angel of Shiloh - From the sequel The Phantom of Manhattan
Other
Fictional orchestral and instrumental works
See also
References